My dog went for a spay surgery.

So now she's wearing this cone, to prevent her from licking her wound.. Or it might lead to infection. Poor dog.

Can you imagine she cannot see the rest of her body. And when she walks, the cone knocks onto the side of the walls. Its quite funny actually. It goes.. Kak kak kak kak kak.

And when she see me and tries to jump on me and lick me, her cone knocks onto my face. When we carry her and put her down, the cone will just knock onto the floor. Its really cute.. Feel bad for her and alittle bad for thinking that its funny. =X

Posted by Emily on August 16, 2004 at 01:03 PM | 6 Speak here!
Ok! I've got my new layout done ..

Haha Pretty simple .. Hahah thinking of what to add.. Give me some help maybe ?

Anyway those who wants to be added in the links .. Drop me a message yeah ? =D

Anyway rG sorry I didn't join your sotong contest.. The results were great though .. It slipped my mind .. =X
Posted by Emily on July 7, 2004 at 11:28 PM | 6 Speak here!
Wah i just found a very nice box of Faber Castell colouring pencils that were lost ages ago in my drawer.

Today I left home late and had to take a cab to school. After I got on the cab, I told the driver my destination- Temasek Poly. He asked if it was the one at Tampines so i said yes, thinking he knows the place. Anyway.. after wondering why it took so long (I was reading my book and had no notice of my surroundings) i lifted my head only to see.... Temasek Junior College. Zzzzz

I nicely told him it was Polytechnic and he said he got confused because both shared similar sounding names. I didn't want to be rude as he's just an old man. But I was actually feeling very pissed. The main reason why i took a cab was because i didn't want to be late and because of his stupid mistake, I was late anyway. Zzz. I wasn't in a very good mood to start with. Anyway usually the fare from Punggol to TP is about $6 but because of his mistake it was $8. Ok the main point is not the $2 difference I'm whining about. You see, yesterday i found $2 in the toilet. So i was really thinking of the saying: What goes about comes about. I found $2 by luck yesterday and today I lost $2 because of someone else's mistake.

Weird huh.. How life balances things up. Maybe some time or other, like the other time, i lost my wallet but the next few days i found a cellphone. You lose some you win some eh.

Anyway just freaking pissed at the taxi driver. Lately i've been feeling very agitated with petty things.

Read Memoirs of a Geisha.. Its good. I highly recommend it..
Posted by Emily on July 1, 2004 at 12:25 AM | 3 Speak here!
I've been wanting to update. But always too lazy. Heh.

Been really irritated. And pissed. And its all because of basketball. Heh. More of the people actually. IRRITATING! Those idiots i play with.

Hah. I'm always finding excuses. Zzzzzzz
Posted by Emily on June 24, 2004 at 07:00 AM | 5 Speak here!
http://www.gabitus.com/cgi-bin/a_cgi/view-1087312750013

The person in the picture. Who is that. I have absolutely no idea. Yesterday rG, Jrmy and Qx were talking about this website where you put your picture and it comes up with faces of celebrities that resembles you. I put up a picture of mine and this came out. It scared me. That's not me. I have no idea who that is. I have no idea how it got there.

Scared the shit outta me.
Posted by Emily on June 15, 2004 at 10:21 PM | 4 Speak here!
Here are some jokes i got from an e-mail and would like to share them with you :

One day an evil witch took over the forest..

''One-by-one, all of you useless animals have to come up here and tell a joke... if everybody laughs, you will be spared... or else I'll cut off your head!''

The monkey went up first and told such a funny joke that all the animals laughed except fot a tortoise.. so the witch cut off his head.

Next, a giraffe went up and she, in turn told a joke that set all the animals off laughing... but still, the tortoise did not laugh...so the witch cut off her head.

Then, the rabbit went up... but before she could say a word, the tortoise started laughing...

''Why are you laughing you stupid tortoise?'' the witch asked.

"The monkey's joke was very funny...'' was the reply.


Oh! So poooor thing. HAHA

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One day, Mr. Caterpillar decided to hitch a ride to town. As he was standing by the roadside, a family of bees came by in a little car and offered him a ride

Gratefully, he accepted. After putting along merrily for a few kilometers, the engine sputtered and the car rolled to a halt. Without saying a word, Papa Bee alighted and urinated into the fuel intake. When he turned the starter, the engine started up, much to Mr Caterpillar's amazement!
However, he did not say a word. The car went on for quite some distance before the engine died again. This time, it was Mother Bee who urinated into the fuel intake, and again, the car started up after that. The process was then repeated again for Baby Bee.

By the time the engine died for the fourth time, the little car was only a few kilometers from town. Not wanting to appear unsophisticated, Mr Caterpillar got out of the car without a word, and started opening the fuel cap.
In a flash, Papa Bee got out of the car. "What are you doing?" asked Papa Bee.

"I'm going to piss in the fuel intake, just like you did", said Mr Caterpillar.

"Oh, no", said Papa Bee patiently, "that won't do. This car only runs on Bee Pee (BP)."

DUH.

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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the punk looked, the old man was staring at him.

The punk finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

That one was .. Erm. =X
Posted by Emily on June 14, 2004 at 07:42 PM | 2 Speak here!
Today.. I went to play basketball at Sengkang area at around 8 p.m. I played with people i knew from before. I don't know them too well, we just know each other on court. They're of age 15- 18.

Anyway, after our game, we went to the nearby 7- 11 to get some drinks. Then the lady at the cashier found a wallet left behind at the counter and asked if it belonged to any of us. One of them took it and look through the stuff. There was a picture, 2 POSB cards, 2 EZ link cards and about $30 but no identification of any sort. One of the guys had the wallet in hand. I told them they should return it to 7- 11 because the owner is bound to go back and look for it. So i snatached it from his hand and ran to 7-11 to have it returned. I told the lady to return to the guy in the picture, it belongs to him.

Anyway, after i left a guy, from the group of friends i went to get a drink with, went into the shop. I felt alittle weird, but thought maybe he went back to get a drink. (The others were all at McDonalds.) Then i went to McDonalds to look for them. This guy passed $10 to another guy. Then this guy asked how much money he has in his EZ link card. He then passed an EZ link card to him for no apparent reason. Then he asked it back and i noticed it was a different card because of the colour on the back of the card. I said: That's not the same card but he didn't answer. Then another guy passed this card to the guy. Its looks like picture i heard him comment about a girl. Then i stared, wanting to take a glimpse. The guy told his friend: Keep it. Keep it. That was when i felt something fishy was going on. It was when i pretended to want to go back 7- 11 to get a drink.

I walked back to 7- 11 and asked the lady : Did anyone collect the wallet. She said this small sized guy did. I knew it. I knew it was the guy who went in when i came out earlier on. He was not there to get drinks, but to claim the wallet as his own. I got alittle upset knowing that. The lady told her collegue: There i told you its not his. He's too young to be the person in the wallet.

I walked back. On my way i met a pair of siblings from the group. They denied knowing anything about it. I told the sister her friends were alittle dishonest. She asked how much was in it. Her brother answered $30. He gave his friends away. Its confirmed they took it because he wasn't with us earlier on so he doesn't know there was a lost wallet, etc. Then as i walked on, i saw another group, the one who has a different EZlink card returned to him. I asked : Where's the wallet. They feigned ignorance. I said that way not the same EZlink card. It's not his. He just tried to argue: If its mine how ? If its mine what you gonna do? I expected that so i merely said nevermind. And left.

Wah its like you know who took the wallet. The whole thing happened right in front of you. But there's nothing you can do about it. You know they'll deny everything. You know they'll dispose of the wallet so you won't be able to find it. So how ? I felt alittle stupid somehow. I felt the lady at 7-11 is stupid. Zz

I walked back to the bus stop. Another group of them were there. Strangely, when they saw me, they start dispersing. Like what a guilty person would do. I know everything, but i can do nothing. Haiz. One said it was stupid of me to return the wallet. All of them had every intention to keep the wallet. No matter how tempting it may be.. I will always return something i've found, because i know how its like to lose a wallet. =( Went through so much trouble to replace it.

If you were in such a situation, how would you handle it ? They're people you know. They're people who will deny it. And you're outnumbered anyway. What if you were in their shoes. Will you want to keep the wallet you found? What if it were an expensive cellphone, or branded wallet etc?
Posted by Emily on June 12, 2004 at 12:11 AM | 3 Speak here!
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